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Yawn. [Sep. 12th, 2006|04:39 pm]

Gone are the days of the journal actually being legible. It often seems entries are barely comprehensible. I miss thought provoking entries and witty banter.

I read the latest replies to my previous entry and am left pondering the average reading level of a 26 year old these days.

Oh punctuation and grammar, are you lost forever?

I will leave you with a few thoughts:

1. Peppering a post with anatomical references is NOT wit
2. A challenge laced with delusions is not enticing

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To NoUglyBabies [Sep. 6th, 2006|07:53 am]
After perusing past posts and taking in the concept of this community as a whole, a thought occurred to me.

Who judges the attractiveness of people's children? Who actually VOTES on what babies are considered cute?

I spent about 25 seconds pondering the above thoughts before I decided to find out.

Just quickly clicking on the profiles of some of the more frequent posters here I must say; many of you are lucky to find sperm donors to help you procreate. Most of you fall into two common categories: dirty or huge. Some of you were apparently rolled in flour to aid in finding the hole for procreation (Eagon, come on honey, put down the ho-hos, and use your WIC checks for some produce), or you have a hard time finding the shower (RX Suicide, take a shower, sweets).

Now by some miraculous divine intervention...some act of God...some mystery that will forever stupify modern medicine, some of you actually produced non-heinous children. So instead of bashing children who may have actually come out looking like some of you people, why not bask in the glow of that divine gift. Revel in the glory that is DNA and natural selection. Because as far as I am concerned, most of you won the genetic lotto.
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